Indefinitely Under Construction
Monday, 5-1-2000 -- Man, boredom sucks. What sucks even worse is that boredom comes hand in hand with working the midnight shift. Some would suggest studying for my calculus final which is tomorrow... I would retort (in strict Cliff Yablonski fashion), "Fuck off!!!" In the midst of my boredom, I dug up a temporary cure for it. I wrote this program about a year ago... and it hasn't lost its zing yet. Post your comments in the soon-to-exist forums.
Thursday, 4-27-2000 -- Okay, so apparently this site has become a collection of various links to things that can make you money. I hope to have variations of comedy and some very cool links in the future. Keep the suggestions coming!!! The suggestion total is now at a whopping... zero!! Gee, maybe I should make some forums and a guestbook to contain all you visitors that don't exist. Hey, who am I talking to?? For now, visit the pranks page, a la Lowtax of Something Awful. I'm addicted to pulverized boron ... and the aforementioned website!!!
I haven't quite decided on what to put in this site, but hopefully it will be at least three eighths as groin-grabbingly hilarious as this site...
If you have any suggestions or you just want to share how silky smooth butter makes your hair when you use it in lieu of conditioner, feel free to drop me a line. In the meantime, don't let this sexy fellow's mug coerce you into humping your monitor.
