AOL IM PRANKS
Here's my crappy collection of "pranks" (if you followed the link here on purpose allow me to say the following: Whoa, I can't believe that worked!!! sucker...). Anyhoo, here's installment one (of one) of prankfest 2000.
Thrashinator: hey sexy Xspotmate: male or female lol Thrashinator: female... Thrashinator: and you are male, right? Xspotmate: yes i believe that is what ur friend told u lol Xspotmate: how are u doing tonight Thrashinator: don't you mean, WHO am i doing tonight... Thrashinator: the answer is you ;-) Xspotmate: wow, arent u worst than me Thrashinator: so, you wanna get it on sugar? Xspotmate: lol Xspotmate: wow Xspotmate: lol Xspotmate: yeah y not Thrashinator: i'm dripping melted easter chocolate all over my erect, perky nipples Thrashinator: and i'm imagining it's your tongue... Xspotmate: wow,, Xspotmate: dont do that to me lol Thrashinator: why not... are you one of those guys with sensitive nipples??? Xspotmate: i am not gay lol Xspotmate: would u describe urself for me Thrashinator: you don't have to be gay to have sensitive nipples, silly... Joey here has sensitive nipples, and he fucks me all the time ;-) Xspotmate: good for u Thrashinator: I'm about 5'10, 125 lbs, long black hair down to my supple sweet candy ass... Xspotmate: wow that is good Xspotmate: glad fo ru Xspotmate: then ur way too good for me Thrashinator: nuh uh... i'd do anything... Thrashinator: send me a picture handsome... Xspotmate: i dont have one Xspotmate: y dont u sen dme one sweetie, Thrashinator: well, let me see if i can find one... Xspotmate: cool Thrashinator: i'm too horny to look around... can't we just cyber now!!! Xspotmate: no, do that with ur good freind deepuiha17 lol Thrashinator: i'm not in a lesbian mood right now... Xspotmate: me neither lol Thrashinator: please, stuff your stiff meat rocket in me, NOW!!! Xspotmate: thta is sweet of u Thrashinator: my vagina is dripping for you... Xspotmate: that is sweet of u again lol Thrashinator: don't you want me? you don't seem very enthusiastic... Xspotmate: of course who wouldnt,, Thrashinator: good... now, Thrashinator: what will you do first? Xspotmate: ask u to lick it lol Thrashinator: women enjoy foreplay Mr. ... what's your name? Thrashinator: I like to know who I'm making love to before I do it... Xspotmate: ok i know htat, i thoght u were wet enough lol Thrashinator: well, I can always stand to be wetter... Thrashinator: ;-) Xspotmate: gotta sleep sweetie, good night, and hope to see usoon Thrashinator: no, don't go!!! Thrashinator: i have a pic Xspotmate: send it then Xspotmate: hello Thrashinator wants to send file E:\ROB\cliff_face.jpg: me naked.... Xspotmate's software does not support file transfer. Thrashinator: apperently you can't receive files... Thrashinator: what's your email address? Thrashinator: ??? Thrashinator: are you there hotsex?